5Mb on Bush

Apologies to “5Mb”, who wrote in complaining “… have a dinner party tomorrow and need something smart to swear.” Flattery will do it every time, but there never was any danger of going off the air. Still less of “5Mb” running out of cracks: with his plea came a list of reasons for electing George Bush. (About time someone did.)

Bush-Cheney Re-election Campaign Slogans

It seems the headquarters of the Republican National Committee is leaking like a sieve. Someone apparently got their hands on the slogans under consideration for the 2004 re-election campaign, and the list is making the rounds on the internet.

• Bush/Cheney `04: Apocalypse Now!
• Bush/Cheney `04: Because the Truth Just Isn’t Good Enough
• Bush/Cheney `04: Compassionate Colonialism
• Bush/Cheney `04: Deja-Voodoo All Over Again!
• Bush/Cheney `04: Four More Wars!
• Bush/Cheney `04: Leave No Billionaire Behind
• Bush/Cheney `04: Lies and Videotape But No Sex!
• Bush/Cheney `04: Or Else.
• Bush/Cheney `04: Over a Billion Whoppers Served
• Bush/Cheney `04: Putting the “Con” in Conservatism
• Bush/Cheney `04: Thanks for Not Paying Attention
• Bush/Cheney `04: The Economy’s Stupid!
• Bush/Cheney `04: The Last Vote You’ll Ever Have to Cast
• Bush/Cheney `04: This Time, Elect Us!
• Bush/Cheney `04: We’re Gooder!
• Bush/Cheney: 1984 Now
• George W. Bush: A Brainwave Away From the Presidency
• George W. Bush: It Takes a Village Idiot
• George W. Bush: The Buck Stops Over There
• George W. Bush: Let Them Eat Yellowcake! Vote Bush!
• George W. Bush: Peace & Prosperity Suck -- Big-Time!
• Vote Bush in `04: “I Has Incumbentory Advantitude”
• Vote Bush in `04: “Because Every Vote Counts -- For me!”
• Vote Bush in `04: “Because I’m the President, That’s Why!”
• Vote Bush in `04: Because Dictatorship is Easier
• Vote Bush in `04: Who Would Jesus Bomb?