Peter Mosley
Come to Teesside
Where the weather is fine
And the women look great
Through a wall of wine.
We’ll drink in the pub
(There’s nowt else to do)
And blame I C I
For spoiling the view.
Come to Teesside
When you leave school behind
Get a job and get married
You’ll find kids to mind.
Take your wife to the pub
Not counting the years
And watch her grow fatter
Each time Janus stirs
Escape from Teesside
Not easy you say.
Rejected by UCCA
Find some other way.
A job down in London
It’s too far to go
The traffic in Teesside’s
Incredibly slow.